Make sure as you prepare for your New Year’s celebration that you have plenty of seltzer bottles on hand, along with some canapes – or is that can of peas? – and, of course, lots and lots of pies We suggest pumpkin or berry for dessert and to save the cream pies for the throwing! Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
We look forward to seeing you all in 2016 so party wisely as you ring out the old and ring in the new. We hope the New Year brings you and yours health and happiness.
Auld Lang Syne
We have to go now. Lots of pies and pastries to get ready. Get the tux ready. Shake up the seltzer bottles. Mix the music. Check the guest list. Check. Check, Check! Especially the gals…Alma Matter, Dolly Devore, Gail Tempest, Helen Blazes, Lady Godiva, Lorna Doone, Miss Bopper, Senorita Rita and all the rest of the lovely ladies.
Since its formal we need to check the RSVPs from Miss Gottrocks, Mr. & Mrs. Manning, Mrs. Bixby, Mrs. Castor, Mrs. Burlap, Sheri and the rest of the Rumsfords, and Muriel and Arthur van Twitchett. Dewey, Cheatem & Howe can’t make it. Ziller, Zeller & Zoller can, as well as Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine & Dr. Howard.
Make sure the menu is set. Plenty of bologna & whipped cream. Pate D’Fagua. Some Southern Comforter. All the normal stuff!
Practice a bit so we can trip the light fantastic. Maybe some of you prefer cut a rug…If you’re too young to understand this ask someone older. Or Google it.
Have to make a stop at Black Louie’s Pirate Den to stock up the bar…The Breath O’Heather Vat 106 Plus, Giggle Water, Old Panther and some Shingled Roof. You know, all the good stuff!
Keep the party going and watch your favorite Three Stooges shorts today. Yes…It is Soitenly! okay if you switch back a forth a bit to the football games. But not too much!
Last but not least…No! Mixing Anacanapon + cedasscram + eenots with half a pint of edctowhozis will not cure a hangover!
With that said, enjoy yourself and we’ll see you next year!